what if tonight you were laying in bed really sad and lonely and then all of the sudden the fictional character you are in love with just knocked on your window like in peter pan and then you guys stayed up all night chattering and being best friends and cuddling
what if years from now homestuck is regarded as a piece of classic literature taught in high school English classes
- teacher: class take out your homestuck volume one turn to page 140
- students: omg we're going to have a quiz today what's godtier again I should have studied
- : do we have to read the pesterlogs
- : i think I'll just look up the intermission on sparknotes tonight
- : ugh I can't understand a word in this did andrew hussie even know proper english
- : name all the trolls in order of blood caste what help
do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen
i guess this trip was really
the cream of the crop
Why, are you admirang salmon reproductive styles and would prefer us not to fish for puns?
i think you’re just setting up a red herring to draw the attention away from yourself
i can already see how badly these puns will escaleate
i’ll have your head on a pike if you don’t knock it off
its over
our fates are sea eeled
these jokes make me puke like i got salmonella
THERES MORAY THESE COMING
you’re doing this shit on porpise
are you shore about that accuseation
i’ll feel a wave of relief when this shit is done with
YOU WILL ROE THIS DAY, THE CONTINUED FLAGRANT EGGSOLENCE DISPLAYED WHEN̶͈̜̆͞ ̸̮̼̹͚͗́͐Ị̧̗̣̞͕̻̖̲̄̐M̸̥͙̟͛̔̅̇͘͞ ̴̫̠͙̣̲ͨS̨̞̜̼̭͓̝̮͉͇̊ͩ̆͒̈̈̋̚͡P̶̠̙̙̖̝͇̲̱͇ͥ͊̌̅̎ͨE̫̱̼̯̅̽͂͋̊̈́̑ͧ͞A̝̼͔̍̿͡K̷͍̙̜̮̹̰̗̊̏͊ͯ̀Ĩ̢̪̥͚̲͇̘̥̓̄͜Ń̪̞́̂̐ͨ̿͑̎̇G̘͔͚ͥ̅ͣ͌ͮͧ̈́ͦ̕ ͎͕͙̬̖͖̙͑̍̈̏ͧ̓̈́͆ͭͅT͇̗͔̏͛͂͊͑Ŏ̶̧̫̜̣͇̜̗ͣͯ̆͡ ̷̡̬̮͚͈̻̭̲̝̙͎͚̭̹̆͑̊̊̌͑ͬ͆̂̄ͯ͌̂ͬ͘͜͟Y̧̦͍̩̮̫͔̲̗̻̪̤̠̔̉̍̅̆̋̽̍̈́̾̅̄͌̏ͯͮ̐̔͘͞ͅǪ̛̰̟̲͈̻̻̎͊ͧ̍͗ͧ̋ͤͨ̾͞U̧̜̮̬̫̭̻̰͓̘ͧ̎̄ͪ̌͑̋̾̍ͮ͗ͪ́
CARLOS!!!
Fandoms are special. We squeal, freak out, and cry together. One day in the future, you might just be working in your 9-to-5 office, lazing away the day. Something will spark in your memory, and you’ll type in that familiar URL. The blogs you never unfollowed will be untouched and pristine on your dash. Many of your friends have grown up as well, but you still can’t help but look at all the people you used to talk to all those years ago. Things will come flooding back, and you’ll remember those years spent on your computer, laughing and yelling and agreeing as people just went crazy. You’ll remember those nights you spent up all night with your friend, talking about the traits of a certain character, or how great it would be if this or that happened. You’ll recall those awesome blogs you always admired. You’ll feel a brief moment of nostalgia. You’ll click back to your dash- it’s empty now. Without a moment’s hesitation, you’ll go and type out, “Hey, is anyone out there?”, and just like all those years ago, you’ll eagerly await a response.
[crying.]
This.
this really needs to happen
Fandoms are special. We squeal, freak out, and cry together. One day in the future, you might just be working in your 9-to-5 office, lazing away the day. Something will spark in your memory, and you’ll type in that familiar URL. The blogs you never unfollowed will be untouched and pristine on your dash. Many of your friends have grown up as well, but you still can’t help but look at all the people you used to talk to all those years ago. Things will come flooding back, and you’ll remember those years spent on your computer, laughing and yelling and agreeing as people just went crazy. You’ll remember those nights you spent up all night with your friend, talking about the traits of a certain character, or how great it would be if this or that happened. You’ll recall those awesome blogs you always admired. You’ll feel a brief moment of nostalgia. You’ll click back to your dash- it’s empty now. Without a moment’s hesitation, you’ll go and type out, “Hey, is anyone out there?”, and just like all those years ago, you’ll eagerly await a response.
[crying.]
This.
Wow I just got really sad? Like honestly?
Oh man, I could lose any of you any day and it seriously kills me, some of you are my closest friends. The thought of just, not talking to some of you ever again seriously tears a hole through me
Ten years ago, this was the first scene that would lead us to a fantastic story: Kingdom Hearts.
